Forty, Flirty & Fall Inn
by Lacey Monroe
Book 5 of 10: Forty & Flirty Series
Format: eBook & Amazon Paperback
Full-length stand-alone novel
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✔︎ Grumpy Billionaire/Sunshine Disaster
✔︎ A Scene-Stealing Goat 🐐
✔︎ One Dirty-Talking Clark Kent-Lookalike Boss
✔︎ Child-free Later-in-Life Romance
✔︎ Characters in their Forties (40+)
Book Description
I hacked a billionaire’s dating profile. He showed up at midnight ready to sue.
Desperate to save my failing inn, I made tech mogul Luke Sterling match with me fifteen times.
My plan? Get him to visit. Write about us. Maybe invest.
What actually happened?
He caught me chasing a goat. In my underwear. While my Wonder Woman boyshorts decorated his shoes.
Now he’s installing his security system at my inn, the whole town’s planning our wedding, and Buttercup the goat has claimed him as her emotional support human.
Worse? I’m falling for the man I catfished.
And if he ever discovers what I did, I’ll lose everything—including my inconveniently endangered heart…
The fifth stand-alone rom-com in the Forty and Flirty series. For fans of billionaire rom-coms, scene-stealing goats, big, meddling families, and HEAs guaranteed.
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Chapter 1: Gone Phishing
LUKE
“Wait, you’re calling us to tell us you’re chasing a catfish at midnight on a Friday? That’s either peak determination… or wildly unhinged.”
One of my best buddies Grayson Dixon’s voice echoes through my car’s Bluetooth as my tires grip another slick mountain curve. Pines line either side of the narrow road, tall and ghostly in the mist—like arboreal monks judging my life choices.
“I’m calling to tell you I’m not making it to The Summit tomorrow,” I say, ignoring his commentary. “Tell the others. I’ll Venmo my share for Callum’s group gift.”
“Oh, so this is the bail-and-vanish call,” Overbearing Best Friend #2 Connor Reeves cuts in, his baritone dropping into the chat like an unsolicited calendar invite. “Very on-brand.”
“I have a legitimate reason,” I mutter, squinting through the rain-smeared windshield. “I think someone hacked my SecureMatch profile.”
A beat of silence.
“Shit,” Grayson swears. As the founder of the dating app for mature professionals who don’t give a damn about meeting up on apps where choreographed dances dominate, I’m guessing this is the last thing he wants to hear. “I…haven’t heard anything about this kind of thing from my guys.” He clears his throat. “But to be clear…is this an actual cybersecurity emergency or another compatibility spiral?”
“It’s purely professional curiosity,” I snap. “Someone’s tampering with my data. Forcing my profile to match with the same woman. Over. And over.”
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